Sunday, June 19, 2022

New site!

Please check out my new art site at

StevenSolomon.net 


<a href="https://fineartamerica.com/shop/prints">art prints</a>

Friday, May 29, 2009

website changed

this website has moved!
the new links are as follows...
(comedy and pranks site)

and

(original music site)

Please change your bookmarks to the new URL's as I'm no longer using this site!
Thank you,
Steven Solomon

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

With the exceptions of ""INVASION",
and "ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS DAY"...
No real guitars were used to create these songs.


And no animals were harmed in any way.


I have no idea what that means, but it sounds official.


Since I was heavily influenced by Jan Hammer, and always wished I could play guitar,


I learned how to play guitar like licks on my MINI-MOOG, using bends and tremolo styles that a real guitarist would use, only I used my pitch and modulation wheels instead.

Now that VST plugins and computers interact so well, I barely use my hardware synths anymore.

Most of what you hear are "Soft synths".

Synthesizers that use your computers memory and operating system to create their sounds, instead of bulky hardware (that would never fit into my tiny studio!).

INVASION and ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS DAY
were written a good 20 years ago,
with my good friend Ernie tearing it up on the electric guitar!

Everything else was created within the last 2 years.
I sure hope you like what you hear!

PLEASE SEND "HELLO" COMMENTS AS A MESSAGE TO ME.

PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS FOR COMMENTING ON MY SITE!
THANKS,
STEVEN SOLOMON

Friday, May 05, 2006

SELL MY CD!

I'm looking for someone interested
in mass marketing my comedy CD,

"WHO'S CALLING?".

I have posted the entire CD on this page,

but want to get it out to the masses.


If you are that person,

please contact me at
steve757@comcast.net


Thank you,

Steven Solomon

Thursday, April 20, 2006

LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE CD!

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IF YOU LIKE IT, YOU CAN BUY IT DIRECTLY FROM HERE
USING YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT!





Saturday, April 15, 2006

MYSPACE

Well, I need some opinions.

I have a web site at MYSPACE.COM, and I'm finding it more user friendly.

But I also want to sell my comedy CD either here or there.

What do you think?

Any and all suggestions will be appreciated.


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Friday, March 24, 2006








WHO'S CALLING?

by Steven Solomon

Here it is!

My first comedy CD release entitled,

"WHO'S CALLING?"
And I hope you enjoy listening to it
as much as I did making it!


Cover design by famous Portland Oregon cartoonist,
JOHN CALLAHAN

ATTN: ALL YOU BLOGGERS OUT THERE... I'll post your blogsite here if you post my blogsite on your blogsite!

contact me at:

steve757@gmail.com


Saturday, January 28, 2006



"WHO'S CALLING?"

is now being featured on the front page of

PRANKCALLCENTRAL.COM



And now KHAHA.COM is streaming

"Who's Calling?"

all around the world!

CLICK BELOW TO HEAR

KHAHA'S

FREE STREAMING RADIO!

I heard of my pranks today on

KHAHA.COM

for the first time today. It was really exciting!

"WHO'S CALLING?"

BY STEVEN SOLOMON




Thursday, January 19, 2006

NOW YOU CAN BUY
"WHO'S CALLING?"
DIRECTLY FROM HERE
BY USING YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT!

APRIL SPECIAL

REGULARLY $7.95

Now just $5.00

plus shipping







Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Okay gang, here's a cut off the
Who's Calling? CD
...one you haven't heard before

This poor guy never knew what hit him,
and you can hear the terror in his voice!

Here's a sneak preview of a prank off the next CD



Tuesday, January 17, 2006

RUN, DON'T WALK!...TO YOUR CD PLAYER

AND LISTEN TO "WHO'S CALLING?"

FEEL THE SYMPATHY FOR THOSE ANNOYING

BUT WELL MEANING TELEMARKETERS

WHO CALL RIGHT BEFORE DINNER!

DON'T HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE CD?"

(Lazy bum!)

then listen to the clip below!

Now you can hear the whole CD in 5 minutes or less!

I put together this collage so you can get
a better idea of what the
"WHO'S CALLING?" project is all about!
Just be warned...
This CD might be too intense for people
who like bathroom humor.
Because you won't find that here.

Just voices that come from out of nowhere
that I channel into my pranks
and on to the unsuspecting telephone soliciting industry!

Sunday, January 15, 2006





FEEL FREE TO CONTRIBUTE, COMMENT
AND CRITIQUE MY NEW SITE.
ALL FEEDBACK IS APPRECIATED!



Sunday, January 01, 2006

Feel free to email me at...

steve757@comcast.net

MY SERIOUS ORIGINAL MUSIC CAN BE FOUND ON

MY SPACE

Find me on MySpace and be my friend!


Post your web site links here.
I'll get them and put them up nice
and pretty like!

Monday, February 28, 2005








Unsolicited Reviews...

Mark G. said... Steve is a GENIUS!! This CD is so funny I couldn't stop listening and had to listen again and again to catch everything he did.. Unbelievable, and no script? What a comic genius! I wish I could be half that creative when the solicitors call me. Not to be missed, this is funny stuff.

Al Teftik said... WHO'S CALLING has got to be some of the funniest, most outrageous & original phone comedy I've heard! What amazes me is Steve Solomon's rare ability to improvise these totally crazy yet somehow believable characters. Alot of telephone prank CD comics call OUT with pre-scripted, staged scenarios, but that's WAY too easy.Steve's calls are all telemarketers calling HIM! Very few phone comics do that.And I still don't know how he can make all these characters up on the spot.I tried it on a telemarketer myself and I sounded like an idiot. Steve's a very talented guy. Highly recommended!

John H. says...
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 – this is too freakking much!!!! I luv it!!!! Keep it coming Steve... it's about time that the someone started wasting the telemarketers time like they have wasted ours all these years!!!


John Bodnar says...
I just finished listening to Steve Solomon's CD, "Who's Calling?" What a howl! The way he plays with telemarketers is just great. He does what I wish I could have done, ten minutes after my infuriating encounters are over. And he does it with such great style. He immediately slips into character and seizes control, and the hapless sales person is just sucked in like a fly into a spider's web. And there is no end to the characters he creates. He takes me back to the great humor of ethnic and social diversity of the early television comics, like Sid Caesar, Milton Berle, and Red Skelton. And, like them, it's predominantly ad lib as the situation progresses, or deteriorates, depending on what side of the conversation you relate to. It's very refreshing to get back to the intellectual humor of conversation, (as opposed to the long strings of profanity that pass for humor today), the kind that makes you appreciate Steve's play on words and his manipulation of the occasion. Steve's wit is as sharp as his insight, and everyone who has ever been frustrated by inane phone calls should get a copy of "Who's Calling?"

The Little Master™ said...
I've just heard the one where the woman from ADT calls up on KHAHA...man it had me in tears...great stuff

Saturday, February 02, 1991










DON'T LET MONEY BURN A
WHOLE IN YOUR POCKET!

BUY MY CD AND...

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to all the wonderful people that call me up and provide hours of fun and

entertainment to my friends and myself,

and for having the sense of humor to not take it too seriously.

I love you all....well, kind uh!

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Monday, January 01, 1990

XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX

Please read carefully...
These songs are NOT on my CD and are completely disgusting...
AND I WROTE EVERY LAST NOTE!


PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE...

these songs are trashy filthy dirty tasteless...

in other words,
not for kids!



1.Jackin


2.My Refrigerator

3.Masturbation

WITH MORE TO COME!